I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
