If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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