I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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