Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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