help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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