Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nicole vs. Life
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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