he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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