if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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