Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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