the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she told me i tasted like america
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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