I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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