That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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