In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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