the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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