Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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