Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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