You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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