we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
