I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
