He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my shit smells like andre
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Randomize
