Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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