I heard we made out
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
