How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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