Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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