what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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