Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Randomize