We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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