Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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