Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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