my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Im part way to drunk.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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