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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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