My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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