Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
