Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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