I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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