and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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