I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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