yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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