sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
3 2 1 whiskey
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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