I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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