I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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