just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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