I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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