at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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