Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
