ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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