last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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