So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
