Midget sex pt 2 tonight
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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