You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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