just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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