awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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