I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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